Do They Hand out Scripts?? 

After reading the recent post regarding the break up of Shania Twain and her husband I was once again struck with the question ---

Do they hand out scripts to the cheaters before they leave?  IS there a class they take so they can all say the same phrases?

Her husband said it was a "growing apart" - which as soon as I read that I thought CHEATER!  It seems that every man or woman who leaves their faithful spouse throws that one in the mix.  Yes, there is a natural growing apart when you are sleeping with ANOTHER person other than your spouse.  That does tend to make you look at your faithful spouse a bit different when you are bonking someone else! 

It just seems that so many of us on this site can step into one another's story and say --- hey wait he/she said that to me as well!  It is so amazing how the trite phrases are repeated ad nauseam.  Blows my mind that the same phrase(s) one of you were told - were the exact same justification I heard - or someone else. 

My stbxh said so many cliched phrases it was a little embarrassing. 

Anyone else wonder if there is a secret society where they meet and hand out Cliff Notes on HOW TO LEAVE YOUR SPOUSE with four easy phrases?