"OMG! I just went looking for a memory stick and found the wedding photos!"
Yeah, that's a memory stick for ya…
I didn't say that. I'm a friend, I try to be good. Instead I sent a picture of a Cornish game hen relaxing in a brine bath.
My friend didn't appreciate that. I don't know why, it took her mind off the wedding pictures. I know people who'll pay to see naked birds in baths. It's not like I sent the one where I was blowing bubbles in the water…
Me, I wouldn't make that wedding memory mistake. My
wedding memories are all in one box taped, labeled