Dick Cheney's heart was "restored to normal" the other day.
Who knew he had one?
Does this mean he will join the Grinch in serving Roast Beast? Or drop his efforts to colonize Iran, along with Iraq and Afghanistan? Let our servicemen and women come home?
Or, as a friend noted, is it just a ploy for the Republicans to make room for an heir apparent, having Cheney need to resign and filling his spot with someone electable for the 2008 election?
In any case, it's still a stunning discovery.
