Persephone strolls through her morning at cat-plod pace. She has her routine, and it proceeds ...
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Life is a long trip to Australia: to die. Go ahead, grab your squeaky platypus ...
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Bridges of Communication, that
what my college primer to interpersonal communication promised to cross
in ...
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“…you had some sort of
"incident" that caused both of you to react and you ...
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Food. It’s something that we all share. Well
not literally--quit soaking your toes in my ...
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Unsatisfied with the general devastation of the black plague, man invented Valentine’s Day. A quaint ...
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Doobie doobie doo…
Nothing like hold Muzak to get your day going. Well that and my ...
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“What’s up with the flaccid penis?” I had to ask.
“What?” I could here her laugh ...
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“It doesn’t feel right.” That’s what she said.
This was one of the few times that ...
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Next Halloween I’m dressing like a divorce. What’s
that look like? I think in the ...
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Have you ever dreamt that you’re standing before
the divorce judge naked? One minute you’re ...
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Wise words spill like milk over my golden-blog
lips. No need to cry; I’ll speak ...
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She’s under the bed and won’t come out. I know what to do when this ...
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As kids we all had monsters. Some people stored them under the bed, I kept ...
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I hear the voices already. No, not the ones in my head--these voices
are the ...
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Frailty, thy name is woman. Hamlet said that, but what did he really know about ...
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I am your ex. Yeah, that ought to cradle me in the bosom of many ...
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“You could work in a little robot love, post-apocalyptic type fun. How about a step ...
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“…Cats kill because they enjoy it.”
MyEx. She’s quite the salesperson when she wants to be. ...
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If you air your dirty laundry in the woods and nobody’s there, does it still ...
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Things were so bad that I found it in today’s newspaper. That’s not how I ...
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Somebody once said, “You can’t go home again,” and
when they said it, it certainly ...
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The newspaper said scientists are nuking an island. Ok, maybe nuke is a little strong. ...
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“I have a 14” bearded dragon.”
That’s funny, I have a 3’ yardstick that says I’m ...
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“…and I’m in the pit too?”
“Yup.”
“So I’m a freakin’ idiot, right?”
“Yup.”
That’s what friends do; real ...
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