Sunday I arrived in the pirate’s cove. Ok, my pervy friends, not that cove. This ...
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One second I’m doing the wave with the little mermaid downby the sea, the next ...
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"Guess who died today."
It
was a game MyEx and I used to play. We stopped ...
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"Hi! I'm your furry woodland sex slave," says the squirrel in the party hat with ...
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Email. Without it, how would the self proclaimed hermit make contact with his world? Yes,
...
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This
is the week of the iPhone! That's right, Apple has added an "S" to ...
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"I love the smell of lip balm in the morning."
No, that's not quite it. Wet ...
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“Mwrew!” That’s how I woke up Friday. That’s not my voice. My voice has a ...
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Hey, I was going to do a blog today, and celibrate getting my laptop back, ...
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Relationships. What is the shape of your relationships? Why is it that everything is a ...
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Hi. It's
been almost two weeks; pull out your black soled dance charts, and step
...
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"I worry about you." That's what she said.
No, it's not one of those jokes from ...
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Twitterpated?
Really? I've been called Twitterpated? Them is feudin' words! I slap your Bambi with ...
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"What embarrassing things have you done?"
And good morning to you! "Embarrassing?"
Yeah I know what ...
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"We're taking on water!"
That sounds much worse at sea than when your in a fire ...
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And the news reports on the radio
Said it was getting worse
As the ocean ...
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Space, the final frontier…
Yeah, I watched the new Star Trek movie
this weekend. They ...
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Mother's Day. If
you're reading these words than the holiday is closer than it appears.
...
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Ok,
that was fun. Read the title. I'm back.
What ...
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We had phone sex. At least I think we did. I’m not sure. I don’t ...
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I’m a Gemini. That’s right start flipping your charts and calendars and yellow blocking the ...
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Theaters are worlds of fantasy. I
watched the Watchmen this weekend and I saw a ...
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“You’re speechless?” That’s the Pirate Queen. She thinks I’m lying. I’m not. I’m speechless; how ...
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Coffee. Do I have time? I’m only an
hour early. Does it matter? I can’t ...
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Nothing is more emblematic to our culture than tattoos. Don’t believe me? Lift your friend’s skirt ...
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