All journals by robert-boyd 

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Passive Aggressive Rocks!

Scooby Dooby Doo! It's weekend time boy and girl (cuz I've got my readers numbered)! ...

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Life's Road Tar

There she stood, beautiful and petite--flowing dark hair and glistening red lips. The girl of ...

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The Lexicon of UnLove

So I got this email last night, right? "Fake Rolexes! Make you real, and affordable!" ...

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De-Keyed Board.

Crap! I had this really cool blog started. It was insightful; it was topical; ...

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A Sheet's Shred of Dignity

"it's better than a bucket of water!" That's the kid on TV. Tell me about it. ...

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Days of Passed Fortunes

One of the things that makes me such a great guy is that I'm humble. ...

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Crazed Donuts.

Ah-ooooga! Ah-ooooga! Wha? Ah-ooooga! Ah-ooooga! And again, wha? Alarm? Ah-ooooga! Ah-ooooga! Sounds like...old horn…car horn...why? No own old car... Ah-ooooga! Ah-ooooga! Dear Lord, ...

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Smokin' Abs and the Mystery Blue Gel

Is that burning flesh I smell? It's an important question, because if it is, it's ...

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Shrinkwrap Guilt.

It's been a while, why do I feel so guilty? Still, it's done. I did ...

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Serial Boxing

I'm concerned. It started as a slight nagging, but I think by the end of ...

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Gopher it.

"Use road flares." That's what they said. Nope, it wasn't a secret family heal all for ...

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Post Holiday Postings

A Holiday? That's what the fourth's supposed to be? I mean without it, we'd never ...

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Dirty Robby and the Jade Pox

"It's time, Rob." "I don't know. Maybe a little longer?" "No, you've given it more than enough ...

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Open With Care.

I opened the box with a little trepidation. I wasn't sure what I'd get today. ...

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Just Shoot Me.

I read the news. I keep up on current affairs. I see the signs. I ...

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Falling Short

It's not as easy as it looks. I tried it. Man it's tough. It's even ...

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My Dog's Better Than Your Dog...

"Sorry Cosmo, they say you suck." "Rowr?" "Yeah dude, they don't think you can be great unless ...

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Summer Declaration:

Can any of you pick up these helpdesk hours on the 4th?   It's ...

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RIP 40 Winker

Did you ever read Rip Van Winkle when you were a kid? It's about the ...

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Warning: Religious Content!

I'm reading the D360 page. I try checking in, it's what I do. I like ...

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Choosing Words.

What do I write today? Not a very ambitious beginning, huh? What if Melville started Moby ...

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Of Bride and Doom

Do you know who died the other day? George Carlin. It's something MyUnwife and I ...

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Ashes in our Mouth

Well the great gopher war of 08 appears to be over. The little dirt mounds ...

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Collecting Call:

Ring-Ring! Ring-Ring! "Guess who?" I already know. Caller ID is a godsend. Still, I'm friendly; ...

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Ride of the Varmints.

Varmints! I have Varmints in my lawn! What the hell am I supposed to do ...

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