Dumbo Farkledunkin

MY  NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT  LINE.  DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW  NAME IS!!!

We  all need a little stress-reliever! This only  takes a minute.

Please don't  be a bore & ruin it. Post your name!

Sometimes when you have a stressful  day or week, you need some silliness to break up  the day.

 If we are honest, we have a lot more  stressful days than not.

Here is your  dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B.  Once you have your new name, put it in a reply for everyone to see.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new  names...So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a =  snickle

b = doombah

c = goober

d =  cheesy

e = crusty

f = greasy

g =  dumbo

h = farcus

i = dorky

j =  doofus

k = funky

l = boobie

m =  sleezy

n = sloopy

o = fluffy

p =  stinky

q = slimy

r = dorfus

s =  snooty

t = tootsie

u = dipsy

v =  sneezy

w = liver

x = skippy

y =  dinky

z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first  half of your new last name:

a =  dippin

b = feather

c = batty

d =  burger

e = chicken

f = barffy

g =  lizard

h = waffle

i = farkle

j =  monkey

k = flippin

l = fricken

m =  bubble

n = rhino

o = potty

p =  hamster

q = buckle

r = gizzard

s =  lickin

t = snickle

u = chuckle

v =  pickle

w = hubble

x = dingle

y =  gorilla

z = girdle

3. Use the third  letter of your last name to determine the second  half of your new last name:

a = butt

b =  boob

c = face

d = nose

e = hump

f =  breath

g = pants  

h =  shorts

i = lips

j = honker

k = head  

l = tush

m = chunks

n = dunkin

o =  brains

p = biscuits

q = toes

r =  doodle

s = fanny

t = sniffer

u = sprinkles

v = frack

w = squirt

x =  humperdinck

y = hiney

z =  juice

Thus for example: Barack Obama's new name is: Dorfus Featherbutt.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an  average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your  day!!!