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For the guys, and some gals. Satan goes to churh

I read this on another site, laughed so hard I had to share.

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly.

Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do."

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"Nope, sure ain't," said the man.Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

by Jamesalone 2778 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:06 PM

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I married his evil sisters twin for 13. :D

by Jamesalone 2778 Posts
Posted on 7/30/2009 10:06 PM

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Good one, LOL! One thing I have found going through yet another divorce, there are so many jokes we can relate to ; )

by kdb 3175 Posts
Posted on 7/30/2009 11:32 AM

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I married the nephew for 22, LOL we're all kin!

by flutterby 829 Posts
Posted on 7/30/2009 12:25 AM

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thats great.. hahaha..

by cherbear 5182 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:36 PM

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ahaha, good one!

by lifeinpurgatory 1830 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:34 PM

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I just get this hilarious picture of a guy in a suit, holding his hat and laughing at satan. This was a good joke, I am glad I found it.

by Jamesalone 2778 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:29 PM

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LOL now that is cute..Married to his brother for 38 years.

by sjg 1766 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:28 PM

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Was married to his neice for 23............

by HereIgo 756 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:16 PM

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Read that years ago and I still get a good laugh!!! Good one.

by vlady 2123 Posts
Posted on 7/29/2009 10:10 PM

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