A Woman's and a Man's Prayer

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  A WOMAN'S POEM:
 
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
 
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
  
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
 
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be
annoyed. 
 
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more. 
 
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to
 
how big is my behind?
 
I pray that this man will love me to no end, and always be my very
best friend

 
A MAN'S POEM: 
 
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a
bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This 
dosen't rhyme and I don't give a shit. 
 
 
                       The End