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**"Hello?'****'Hi honey.****This is Daddy.****Is Mommy near the phone?'**

**'No, Daddy.****She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**

**After a brief pause,****Daddy says,****'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**

**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,****Right now.'*

* Brief Pause.**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.****Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs****And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy****That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**

**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**

**A few minutes later****The little girl comes back to the phone.**

**'I did it, Daddy.'**

**'And what happened, honey?' *

*'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.****Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser****And now she isn't moving at all!'**

**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**

**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.****He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window****And into the swimming pool.****But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water****Last week to clean it..****He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'***

****Long Pause*****

*****Longer Pause******

****Even Longer Pause***

****Then Daddy says,****'Swimming pool? ............****Is this 486-5731?'**

*No, I think you have the wrong number.......*