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Funny for the women to read!

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter; 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping ...... SEND THIS MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TODAY

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that was so funny because it could actualy happen.(it's true)
by Jamesalone   2778 Posts
Posted on 4/4/2009 1:18 AM
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Were was I when they were handing out CLEVER... ?! 
Very funny. Thanks 123.
by gemi   1064 Posts
Posted on 4/4/2009 1:11 AM
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Hey now wait a minute, you mean you don't LIKE hearing about how I haven't shaved my legs in four months???? jeez yer high maintenance!

*smirk* (kidding)
by delia_M   2861 Posts
Posted on 4/2/2009 7:48 PM
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That was her side. I personally think she started nagging and maybe talking about personal hygene problems. I would have let go. But that was funny.
by Dadof2   1465 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 8:51 PM
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Okay Boys!  I'm sure that you have some good women jokes!  Bring it on!  :)
by 123   1906 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 2:50 PM
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Well... I can't say that wasn't a funny joke. LOL!!! But Damn we men catch a beating on this one.
by Ambivalent   268 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 1:46 PM
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Thanks for the chuckle, I needed it today.
by tearose57   450 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 1:41 PM
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LMAO...lol
by vlady   2123 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 1:33 PM
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Man, us guys get picked on a lot around here. lol
by BEHaws   657 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 12:38 PM
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Cute. Like it.
by trisha9054   4967 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 11:53 AM
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Cute. Like it.
by trisha9054   4967 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 11:53 AM
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LMAO! Love it!
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 11:51 AM
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LMAO....very smart, us women!
by Kitty7470   2620 Posts
Posted on 4/1/2009 11:19 AM
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