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My Mom told me this one!

Know why cannibals won't eat clowns? They taste funny. Know why cannibals won't eat divorces? They taste bitter
by meteor   488 Posts 
Posted on 3/19/2009 2:15 AM
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Too funny.. this is my absolutely favorite joke about the clowns.. but I never heard the extra about divorce!! Hahahahaha!!!
by hunted1   14 Posts
Posted on 11/19/2009 4:17 PM
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Ladies, this is funny!  Next time go for the prime rib and leave the cheap
burger for the high school students.  You know what I mean.
by Doots   73 Posts
Posted on 3/26/2009 12:04 AM
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Thank you, gemi.  I never thought about it that way.
by meteor   488 Posts
Posted on 3/20/2009 8:04 AM
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Oh, GEMI!  Your response was worth just reading the joke!

I love that particular joke.  I love it!  It cracks me up everytime!
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 3/19/2009 3:46 PM
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hey, with all the s*** that divorce brings it's comforting to know at least I am safe from becoming a snack...
...so a divorced clown would be bittersweet... creepy AND yucky... that's a winning combo...lol...
by gemi   1064 Posts
Posted on 3/19/2009 4:38 AM
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