Raisin Bread

A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short
skirts and thong panties.

 

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at
the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt
(or lack there of) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant
idea. "I'd like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely.

 

The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin, which is
located on the very top shelf. The young man, standing almost directly
beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.

 

Once she descends the ladder, he muses that he really should get two loaves,
as he is having company for dinner.

 

As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male
customers notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own
loaf so he can enjoy the view.

 

With each trip up the ladder, the young lady seems to catch the eye of
another male customer. Pretty soon, every male customer is asking for
raisin bread just to see the clerk climb up and down.

 

After many trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really
going to have to try the bread herself.

 

Finally, once again atop the ladder she stops and fumes, glaring at the men
standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd
staring up at her. Thinking to herself to save a trip, she yells at the
elderly man, "Is it raisin for you, too?"


"No," stammers the old man, "but it's a quiverin' a little."