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Most Popular Man/Woman at the Nude Beach

Q: Who's the most popular man at the nude beach?

A: The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.

Q: Who's the most popular woman at the nude beach?

A: The one who can hold two cups of coffee and finish the last doughnut!

by BlueB 2982 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 6:30 PM

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In a hospital room, there was a man resting on the bed with an oxygen mask on.
When the nurse came in the room to open the blinds, the man asked her, "Are my testicles black?"
To which she replied, "I do not know... I am only here to open the blinds." The man asked her again, "Are my testicles black?" And he kept asking until he got on her nerves so much, that she finally unzipped his hospital gown, looked down there, checked under them, and said,
"They are fine." With a confused look on his face, he took of his mask, and shouted, "I SAID, ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK????"

by freedom 1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:41 AM

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Blue- I didn't think you could resist me..... I have a way about me.....

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:40 AM

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Always glad to lend a hand... or...

by tearose57 450 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:40 AM

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Dock- I got the loofa- don't worry. I'm a good Girl Scout- prepared (and, I know how to make dinner- reservations for 7 o'clock)

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:40 AM

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dont worry hereigo, i wont leave you

by cherbear 5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:40 AM

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LOL...I keep tellin' ya...I'm not resisting!!! ;) Wait...mebbe it'd be more fun if I did...just not too much...wouldn't want to tucker maself out before the fun REALLY began... ;)

by BlueB 2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:39 AM

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James- well- as lons as the mess is on the roof- rain will take care of it.

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:39 AM

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Easy there Freedom, that's gonna ruin the "nurse" thing for me...

by HereIgo 756 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:38 AM

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lol freedom

by Dock 402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:38 AM

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Tea- I just might- he's a live one, I'm telling you. He's either trying to get away from me- or.......

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:38 AM

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mjs, hats of to blue, right.

hereigo the nurse is for you

by cherbear 5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:37 AM

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But there is rocket in my pocket, er never mind it won't hurt anyone. Just make a mess on the roof.

by Jamesalone 2778 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:37 AM

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lol, road trip it is, dont forget the loofa

by Dock 402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:37 AM

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Free- OMG! that was hilarious!

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:37 AM

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Figured you'd like that one here ;)

by BlueB 2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:37 AM

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Dactyl-do you need a little help with the shackles. I am sure if we teamed up we could have Blue under control in no time. Bad Boy

by tearose57 450 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:36 AM

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Blue- would I do anything to hurt you, hun? Don't you trust me?

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:36 AM

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Here's one -
Do you know why nurses make the worst lovers?
Because they're taught to wait until the swelling goes down!!

by freedom 1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:36 AM

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This thread is about to hit the 500 mark. I think Blue deserves a round of applause for staring a blog that has indeed taken on a life of it's own and provided so much good, umm "clean" fun for everyone.

by mjs 138 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:36 AM

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Quite right dactyl...quite right ;)

by BlueB 2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:36 AM

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Plus the joke had a NURSE in it. Thank you!

by HereIgo 756 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:35 AM

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Oh,crap- I sent my middlle child to Boy Scout camp this weekend. I need to make a quick road trip. Maybe I can grab someone near by to go with me. I know someone- if he's willing (and I can pry him away from the nurse giving him the sponge bath). I need someone to protect me....

by Dactyl 2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:35 AM

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Wha? Oh, coming Dactyl...wai...what's that behind yer back?

by BlueB 2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:34 AM

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medical field is the best.

by cherbear 5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:34 AM

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I bet Blue was a good little boy scout! LOL!

by kdb 3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 12:34 AM

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