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Dock, that was hilarious.

Hey, so now we'll have cookies to go with the donuts!
The thin mints are my favorites...

Driving on ice is like having sex doggie style. One slip and you can really fuck up someone’s rear end! Please... drive safely this winter! :) LOL

Dock- loved the joke.  I'm seeing a side of you I never thought possible.  Road trip it is.  Loofa, check.  Reservations, check.  Cookies, check.....Did I forget anything?

you guys i cant stop laughing . this is too funny,

hereigo, aren't nurses the best.

dock you have to come to fl too.

Dactyl-thank you for bringing us back to baked goods.  Isn't that how this all started?

Blue- I knew you couldn't resist me!

Hey Cher, I'll be there to get some!

*groans*  Okay, that one was bad dock...but I do so love cheesy jokes, so it's okay! ;)

Mjs- I do have cookies.... Maybe I'll bring those to the party, too!

dock, i almost lost it i almost peed in my pants. this is soooo funny.

roadtrip it is then

A joint that won’t stay lit is like a dick that won’t stay hard. its embarrassing and she doesn’t get off.  :) LOL

OMG! That's sick! LOL!

See Dock, nurses are wonderful..... They just are!

mjs, i was a girlscout, and i have cookies too

Thanks nurse Cher....

here ya go hereigo
A nurse was preparing the body of a handsom young man for his autopsy when she noticed he had died with a huge erection. She did the best she could to work around it but found herself becoming aroused by his huge erect cock.

After much thought she slid off her underwear and mounted the corpse and rode his erected penis. She was getting really hot and into it and began moaning loudly. This caught the attention of the head nurse. She walked into the room and to her horror found her subordinate having sex with the corpse.

"What the hell are you doing?" she exclaimed

The nurse jumped off the body quickly and stammered.

"I was taking advantage of the situation. You should try it yourself."

The head nurse flustered blurted out.

"I couldnt do that, it’s immoral."

"Come on try it."

"Really I couldnt. Besides, I’m having my period."

"I wont tell if you wont."

After a moment she smiles and mounts the man’s hard member and starts riding. As she reaches climax the man’s eyes pop open and he gasps for breath. The head nurse jumps off scared out of her mind.

"I....I thought you were dead." She proclaims.

The man smiles and replies, I was but i needed a blood transfusion..... Thanks."

good one freedom,lol

Spoken like a true girl scout.

too funny freedom! LOL!

LOL...that was a good one Freedom!  Oh, and Dactyl...I'm putty in yer hands...well, most of me is, anyways... ;)

Hey Dac, you have any girl scout cookies to share?

Did I hear something about pocket rocket--just bought one the other day!! Yee HAH!!! :)

Tea- thank you, I do so appreciate it.....