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Blue- I heard you loud and clear.

(I'm thinking of buying stock in Trojan)

dac i gave doc a spanking already. ok maybe he needs another one

If they only knew how much nuts factored into the equation, Cher... ;)

There was this guy on an airplane and he needed to go to the bathroom really bad and the mens bathroom was really full, so he asks the flight attendant "can i use the womans restroom" she says " sure just don’t press any buttons". So he goes in and he finds a button with an "F" on it so he presses it and it stood for "fan" so it starts fanning him, he see’s another button with a "ATR" so he presses and the next thing he realizes is that he is in the hospital, and he asks the nurse "mam why am i here?" she replies "did you press any buttons on the airplane " "yes" "well the ATR stands for Automatic Tampon Remover, and your penis is laying under the piiow".

Blue- this has been a RIOT!  And, I'm not done with you, mister.  Don't think you are getting away from me THAT quickly.

freedom, you are sooo bad, that is soo funny

Oh, now DOCK needs a spanking?  WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CONDOMS!!! ;)  Shit, did I say that out loud?

As long as i am slowly climbing the ranks, i will take three, with no intention of dethrowning hereigo.  Not sure thats possible lol

blue, i cant stop laughing , if someone was here they would think im NUTS. dont ya think

Well, we know Freedom's bringing toys...

A woman lay in a coma in the hospital while the nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they’d close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife’s room. After a few minutes the woman’s monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate.
The nurses rushed into the room. " What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I dunno. I guess she choked."

I don't know about the rest of you, but usually I have to have several drinks in me before I have this much fun...and I'm cold sober!!!  Glad we could all get a lot of laughs out of this today...and yesterday...and the day before... ;)

dock, now now bad boy number 3 on here . (spank spank)

Cher- oh, yeah- silly me.  Hats and a smile.....

Dock- sounds good?  Hop in, we're heading to Florida

Okay, just so I have this right.  Everyone in FL, and I am bringing Chocolate sauce, Caramel sauce and shackles.  Is there anything else I should bring?  Like maybe a few wet wipes?

Q. How can you tell a head nurse?

A. She’s the one with the dirty knees

dac, remember us nurses only wear hats and a smile. no clothes, we are the bad nurses

What four words can ruin a man forever?

Is it in yet?  :)

I think that is a good starter list dactyl.  I am sure it could be added to later. 

Okay, since Dock and I are on a road trip anyway- we'll just head your way- Florida it is!

Tea- baked goods- yes- something about donuts.....  Only, donuts are fried

dac i think we have it all covered. its all here at my house in florida. thank god its warm here

James- of course I make reservations.  You don't expect me to actually DO anything scout like.  I might break a nail.  Or mess up my hair.  Of, god forbid, get something on my clothes (er, wait, did we HAVE any clothes on?).  I AM a girly girl after all.

mjs, im sure you will