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Dock - Too damn funny!! :)
Yeah I think I hear what I WANT to hear!! :) LOL

OMG Dock, that  is just mean! LMAO!

Depends...we staying a night or a week? ;)

A woman was feeling quite unwell and on the advice of her husband went to see her doctor... When her husband arrived home from work that evening, he was moved to see her sobbing uncontrollably. Fearing the worst, he tenderly put his arm around her shoulders and asked what the matter was... Her reply enraged him!! So, the following morning, he marched to the doc’s surgery, burst through the door, and boxed the doctor’s nose. When the poor man regained consciousness, he enquired of the hsuband: "Why did you hit me?" The man snarled back at him: "Because you told my wife she had a nice pussy!". The doctor shook his head and said "no, I told her she had ACUTE  angina!!!!"

Okay- Dock- THAT one just earned you a super spanking.  That was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddddd.

LOL...somehow, I figured that's what you'd hear Freedom ;)

Blue-I have a hockey bag, would that be big enough?

blue i hear ya,

mjs,. how about me im on the east coast. 2 am here

Blue- well, you keep acting like yo are trying to get away.  OH!  I know what you are doing.....

lol freedom, i think you heard right

ok last one but this is sooooo apropriate
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Too funny!

Did someone say cumming....?

Did someone say fuck freedom.....?

OK Blue, I want to file a complaint.  I keep planning to sign out, but the funny shit keeps cumming, so to speak.
For Gods sake, Ive got to get up and go to work in the morning!  I guess it's not so bad for those of you on the west coast though.

Yeahhhh...something about an ATR...penis under pillow *shudders in fright*

Two doctors meet at a bar during a major medical conference, one male and one female. They both talk and one thing leads to another and both doctors were in a hotel room.  Before undressing the female doctor washed her hands, after sex with the male doctor she washed her hands again. The Male doctor says "Let me guess, you’re a surgeon." The female doctors asks "How’d you know?" The guy goes "You keep washing your hands." The female doctor replies, "You must be an anaesthesiologist." The guy doc asks "Howd’s you know?" The lady replies, "Because I didn’t feel a thing."

blue, did your tent deflate??

Anyone remember "Revenge of the Nerds II?"  Booger brings a duffle bag just overflowing with condoms?  Hokay...who's got a duffle bag that big? ;)

Dac...how could I get away from ya...you're the one with the shackles... ;)

FUCKDAMMIT FREEDOM!!!  Ma tent has suddenly collapsed...

Blue-I think we will need to buy them in bulk.

Cher- okay- I think he just might.

Oh, DOCK, come here......

blue, i couldnt tell ya, i just know that i have not laughed like this in a long time.

Why have condoms when it's more fun to ride bareback!! :) YEE HAH!!!!!