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Most Popular Man/Woman at the Nude Beach

Q:  Who's the most popular man at the nude beach?

A:  The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.

 

Q:  Who's the most popular woman at the nude beach?

A:  The one who can hold two cups of coffee and finish the last doughnut!


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Tea- dang him-

Dock- what am I going to do with you?  Give me those paddles back
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:19 AM
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Or would that be a nerdette?
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:19 AM
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Does that make me nerd, now?
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:18 AM
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you do that dock, i will be waiting here for ya
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:18 AM
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Usually, I feel refreshed after a week's vacation...why do I get the distinct impression I'm going to be...drained. ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:17 AM
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Did I hear WOOD?!!!  Yeah spank me spank me!!
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:17 AM
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OH, back to Blue's question about "Revenge of the Nerds".  One of my favorite lines from that movie- "Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex."  My friends always wondered why I preffered the geely guys to the jocks......
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:17 AM
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I think doc is liking the spankings.  Maybe a little too much, we may have to come up with an alternative punishment for him.
by tearose57   450 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:17 AM
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freedom  LOL
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:17 AM
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I'll make those boy scouts into MEN!! :)
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:16 AM
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Raising my hand, me, notice me, I want to bring paddles!
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:16 AM
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alright cher, ask and you shall recieve.  I will get right out in the wood shop (no pun intended)
by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:16 AM
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One day a girl goes to the doctor and says " I got a rash on my breast can you look at it?" He says " yes. but you have to take your clothes o ff to let me see it. So she goes into another room than comes out and says " were do I put my clothes?’’ The doctor says " right there next to mine!!!" :)
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:15 AM
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tearose, you better make it 3 bags. its gonna be a long week
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:15 AM
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A week?  Hockey bag won't be big enough ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:14 AM
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I will bring the paddles, YeeHaw!
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:14 AM
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Dock- yes, paddles.  What am I going to do with you?

Do I reallly want an answer?
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:14 AM
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You're right, I better get another bag.
by tearose57   450 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:14 AM
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dock, you have to bring the paddles ok.
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:13 AM
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Blue- it's up to you, hun.  Day, week, month.....
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:13 AM
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blue, you have to stay for the week in florida
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:13 AM
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Wow...I think someone else went to Boy Scout Camp...how'd ya sneak in, Freedom? ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:13 AM
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so are we adding paddles to the list?
by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:12 AM
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I think Dock is TRYING to get spanked now!  He must be liking it.
by mjs   138 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:12 AM
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Free- ROFL!!!!!!!!!!  Way too funny!  Oh, my gosh- I can't catch my breath......
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:12 AM
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