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Yeah, well, the honor roll was a little short lived for me...but I still got pretty good grades...especially in college ;)

this guy had to go on a business trip and he was worried about his wife because she has had an affair before. he wanted to get her somthing to keep her busy so hewent to a store to findsomething. he asked the clerk i need something to keep my wife busy for the weekend im goin away. he says here try this its a magic dildo. "what is it" said the man. "all u do is say magic dildo and an object and it will fuck it. thetheman says "ok,magic dildo the keyhole" so the magic dildo starts bangin thekeyhole. he buys the dildo and gives it to his wife and leaves. after a few hours the wife gets bored and says magic dildo my pussy. sheeventually gets tired but doesnt know how to turn it off so she gets in her car todrive to the hospital. a cop pulls her over for speeding and asks why she was speeding. so she says. help.. magic dildo... cant stop. the cop amused said "magic dildo my ass"                 couldn't resist - had BOB in it!! :)

You betcha Spaz...we got you down on the itinerary...oh should be page 19 or 20 for details for our convention... ;)

Blue- I could have made honor role- but chose not to.

So Cher, do I get the cookies with that spanking?

spaz, nice to see you joined our chat

This girl is beat.  Let me know where and when and how many truck loads of condoms and chocolate sauce I should bring.  I'll check in the morning.  Night all!

Mjs- nope, can't say that I do.......

Gotcha dac...so, if men are always thinking with the wrong head...care to blow my mind? ;)  No, youd've love my pic...huge....glasses...braces...goofy smile...and a big 'ole....brain...honor role...

Spaz- no doubt!

Hey Dac,  speaking if geeks,  I don't know any jocks named Bill Gates do you?

That's so true Spaz!

lol mjs

this string is proof positive why this site needs a chat room...

DID SOMEONE SAY LICK & SUCK................WINE ME DINE ME 69 ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Blue-from the sounds of this group that shouldn't be a problem.

mjs, bad boy, now you need a spanking( smack smack) lol

Blue- oh, you'd be lucky.....

I think being sucked dry would be better than being drained dry!! Just my input on this!! :)

Blue- I gotcha hun.  Yes,, I had a crush on one of the geekier guys and got razed for it.  Never changed my mind, though....  It's all about my mind....

LICK & SUCK!!

Just wanted to see if I would get Freedoms attention....

For an unknown reason, a man has had a hard-on for 7 days.
He finally puts on an overcoat and goes to a drugstore. He asks for the pharmacist. The lady behind the counter explains she is the pharmacist and ask how she can help. The man says that he would rather speak to a male pharmacist. The lady gets a little upset and explains that she and her sister own the drugstore, has the same schooling as a male and she is SURE she can help him
He opens his coat, shows her his hard-on and says "It’s been this way for 7 days! What can you give me for it? "
She asks him to wait right there and goes in the back of the store for a few minutes.
When she returns she says, "My sister and I discussed it and the best we can come up with is 200 dollars and 1/2 interest in a drugstore.  :)

If I'm lucky... ;)

Drained.  Hmmm interesting choice of words.  As in drained dry perhaps?

Dac, youd've loved my 8th grade picture...well, yanno, if you were in 8th grade...not that you prefer 8th graders now...aww, hell, never mind...