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Most Popular Man/Woman at the Nude Beach

Q:  Who's the most popular man at the nude beach?

A:  The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.

 

Q:  Who's the most popular woman at the nude beach?

A:  The one who can hold two cups of coffee and finish the last doughnut!


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It's all a question of a little mind over matter, or what you don't mind matters.  Um does it matter that you have a little mind.  Oh heck what was the question?
by Jamesalone   2778 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:38 AM
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Hold the door Cher, right behind ya.  I gotta work in the am too.  Everybody else, HAVE FUN!
by mjs   138 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:37 AM
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Blue- now we get choices?  Oh, baby.

Wait- who's getting spanked now?
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:37 AM
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behave or misbehave, sounds fun either way
by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:37 AM
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night night all dont do nothing i wouldnt do
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:37 AM
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Ya want the paddle or the belt? ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:36 AM
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LMAO, Freedom, you go girl!
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:36 AM
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Dac - I aim to please!! :) LOL
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:36 AM
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I have to go to a big party and WORK? I don't think so....
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:35 AM
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hey dock i have never been paddled sooooo i will let you figure that out
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:35 AM
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Ni Ni Cher!!!
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:35 AM
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Dock- you better behave, hun.  This road trip is going to be a blast!
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:35 AM
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kdb - I know - I'm surely winning the popularity contest here tonite!! NOT!!
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:34 AM
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Okay, I think we're leaving the entertainment to Freedom.....
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:34 AM
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nite cher
paddle ya later
oh i meant see ya later

by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:34 AM
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Well, I didn't expect you to go back and read EVERY page up to 19 or 20...just click on 19 or 20...course, it may be 20 or 21 at this point...awwwww...ya had to be there anyways...just saying that we're all trying to plan a convention, either in Vegas, but now it's leaning towards Cher's house...I figured we'd put you in for a slot...Legal Terms and General Advice...9AM work for you or would you prefer the afternoon slot? ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:34 AM
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mjs, yes cookies and a spanking. so there you go
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:33 AM
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Sorry Blueb, couldn't resist tellin' that joke!! :)  Spank me I've been a bad bad girl!! :)
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:33 AM
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hey guys i must check out for tonight. i have to work in the drug store tomorrow morning. its 2 30 am  here. i dont want to make mistakes now do i>?>??goodnight all, and i will check in with everyone tomorrow ok' its been fun for me tonight
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:32 AM
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GAWD Freedom, 1st. you deflate Blue's tent now stole his joke, LOL!
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:32 AM
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a busty blonde catches the eye of a man in the supermarket, she walks over and says hi, so the man replies, do i know you oh yeah you're that stripper i shagged on the pool table while your man shoved a cucumber up my ass, she then says no I'm your son's  math teacher!   LOL
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:32 AM
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like I'm going to go back 20 pages...HA
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:31 AM
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James- oh, so true- it IS all about the mind......
by Dactyl   2607 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:30 AM
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FUCKDAMMIT FREEDOM!!!  I was gonna tell that joke on another thread...savin' it for a rainy day...:(
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:30 AM
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Dactyl, it's all about the mind. There is a big joke in there somewhere, just can't quit get my mind wrapped around it.
by Jamesalone   2778 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:29 AM
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