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Most Popular Man/Woman at the Nude Beach

Q:  Who's the most popular man at the nude beach?

A:  The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen doughnuts.

 

Q:  Who's the most popular woman at the nude beach?

A:  The one who can hold two cups of coffee and finish the last doughnut!


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come on, this blog was doing so good.  I think this was a record response since i have been on.  Not that it had anything to do with a question but nonetheless.  I am going to keep it going on my own lol.
by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 5:26 PM
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I don't think they'd advertise it - puts liability on them...anyhoo - I'm out too...we can talk about it some other time...

nite all
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 2:03 AM
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fair enough...I thought maybe involvement as far as advertising it on the home page...I really wouldn't expect them to do any kind of hosting details...but...we'll hafta think on this and see what we come up with...*hamster in ma brain starts running in wheel*
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 2:01 AM
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wow, add thigh high boots to the list
i might have to go after that thought.  early tee time is going to kick my ass, yes i said kick not paddle, nite all
by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 2:00 AM
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I can already tell you they won't get involved in it but have no problem if any of the members choose to set something up - it will be on them (us) however you want to word it - I've already had the conversation....
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:57 AM
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We'll definately have to chew on that one for a while...started off as a joke...became a half joke...now...could be a good idea...we'll have to bounce that off a few people who run the site, see if it's feasable...Thanks again Spaz!
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:55 AM
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although I can guarantee they won't allow a naked convention - lol
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:53 AM
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Dock- I'm easy, not cheap.  Yes, both ways- that comment has gotten me in more trouble then I care to think about.  Oh, my!  She also used to kid me about wearing thigh high boots (because I LOVE boots.  I work outfits around my boots).
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:53 AM
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aw, thanks *blush* I'm only here for a sec though - Spaz is tired....

Spaz does have family ties to an off the strip hotel/casino tho and can probably work a deal of some sort if you people are truly interested and committed to a D360 convention of some sort there...I could probably assign one of my legal aids to handle the details....
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:52 AM
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ohhh, D i am easy but not sure about both ways lol.  Biiiiiggggg difference but I do appreciate you x sil sense of humor. 
by Dock   402 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:51 AM
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Now, Blue- you are going to get me in trouble.  Quit that!  (she says as she is wearing those thigh high boots....)
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:51 AM
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Here's to SPAZ!
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:50 AM
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Quite right Spaz....I guess you would have to take that one...though *I* don't have kids, and thus, don't have to worry about a parenting plan.  While yer here and joining the chat, I say we all raise a glass ::::raises glass:::: To Spaz!!!  And all the good advice you give everyone on this site!  Yer a lifesaver!
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:48 AM
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LOL Dac...*jots a note*  Dac goes both ways...good to know...good to know... ;)   Well, as much fun as this has been...I must retire...we really must plan a get together...I think we each have our lists...last one out of the thread, lock the door before you leave ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:46 AM
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Crap I just found the itinerary - I'd have to run both 9am & 1pm....since I'm the one that put up the everything but the kitchen sink parenting plan on the site you SHOULD be using...

by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:45 AM
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Blue- I will bail you out- but it's gonna cost you!
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:43 AM
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James- yes- it matters.  No small minds here in my world.  The bigger the mind, the bigger.....
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:42 AM
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Night all, sweet dreams...  ; )
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:41 AM
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Dock- you sound like me- "I'll take it either way...."

Okay- story behind that.  A few years back- when I LIKED (sorta) the now ex-inlaws, I had gone to Dallas with them for the Market.  Anyway, we had gone to eat and someone was ordering ham.  He wanted to know if it was thick sliced or thin sliced.  We got to talking about how we preferred ham cut- thick or thin and I said (innocently)- "I don't care, I like it both ways."  Well, my (ex) sister in law has not let me live this one down.
by Dactyl   2606 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:41 AM
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ok mjs im holding the door.
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:40 AM
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I need to go to bed now too!! It's 2:40 am here and I'm tired!!  Ready to take BOB to bed!! At least I'll go to sleep with a smile on my face!! :)  Nighty night, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite - or something else bite!!! :)
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:40 AM
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Well, work, THEN party after!!!  I mean, I could give it a try...but you have to bail my ass out enough as it is... ;)
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:38 AM
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blue paddle or belt. i will take the paddle
by cherbear   5182 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:38 AM
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A young girl goes to see her doctor one day after school.
She walks into his office and sits down on the patient bed, paging through a
magazine as she waits for him to arrive.
When he walks in he smiles and comes over to her.
He pulls her shoes and socks of gently, massaging her legs as he reaches up
to pull her skirt off.
"Do you know what i am doing?" he asks.
"Of course." She replies. "Undressing me for my physical."
He continues to undress her until she is just in her bra and panties.
He pulls her bra off and begins to rub and suck on her breasts.
"Do you know what i am doing now?" he asks
"Of course!" she replies "Checking for lumps or signs of breast cancer!"
Then her grabs her waist and yanks her towards him. He pulls down his pants
and begins to make love with her on the patient bed. She seems to be enjoying
it and he asks her again,
"Do you know what i am doing now?"
she replies with a smirk "Getting herpes."
by freedom   1011 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:38 AM
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Spaz, you will love his agenda, not work, sounds like fun! ; )
by kdb   3175 Posts
Posted on 1/17/2009 1:38 AM
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