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A Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.. 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own f...ing blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

by spaznskitz 7745 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 2:35 PM

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Her bunk that is ..... her bunk.

by KDawg 19 Posts
Posted on 1/25/2009 11:48 PM

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If it had been me to climb down and get the blanket, I would have waited to fart at the point my gas woulda done the most gagging! Level to here bunk!!!! sorry ladies...

by KDawg 19 Posts
Posted on 1/25/2009 11:46 PM

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I needed that laugh,keep them coming.

by steveo 218 Posts
Posted on 1/16/2009 8:27 PM

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spaz, this is soo funny and soo true. (((LOL))) i love this

by cherbear 5182 Posts
Posted on 1/16/2009 8:20 PM

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I think the "Get your own F....ing blanket" Makes it pretty believable too...

by HereIgo 756 Posts
Posted on 1/16/2009 8:07 PM

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The best so far. I think the fart really makes this believeable.

by Tracy74 564 Posts
Posted on 1/16/2009 8:03 PM

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LMAO! Loved it...*chuckle*

by militaryp 2950 Posts
Posted on 1/16/2009 7:50 PM

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lmao.......tooooooooooooooooo funny!

by __STRIKER__ 1399 Posts
Posted on 1/16/2009 9:27 AM

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Isn't that funny? The very same thing happened to me!!

Not really... Great post, Spaz

by 2much42long 3031 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 11:01 PM

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That was BAAAAAAAAAAAD! Loved it!

by Dactyl 2606 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 7:57 PM

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LMAO!! Too Funny and so true!! :) Thanks for that!! :-)

by freedom 1011 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 7:52 PM

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What a riot!! I love it!!

by 5babemom 366 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 5:17 PM

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LMAOF. thank you. I needed that laugh for today. You always have such cute little humorous stories to tell.

by trisha9054 4967 Posts
Posted on 1/15/2009 3:06 PM

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