dropped my brownie in the sink and ate it anyway

is that gross?

it's just that i'm back on nutrisystem and determined not to cheat and i did so well yesterday and then it was time for the brownie and i was so excited and sort of attacked the package to get it open and it sort of fell, plop, into the sink.

i just looked at it.  it was a long look.  way over the three second rule.

i thought, oh well...no snack tonight...man up..you can suffer one night without chocolate.

then the next thought hit me....good grief, so what, it's the sink. you clean your sink (i'm sure i have at least once, right?)  eat the stupid brownie.  it's full of preservatives anyway.  germs couldn't break thru them.  eat it, eat it,eat it already!

so i did.

for the rest of the night i waited for some sign that i had contracted some vile disease.

nothing happened.

i figure i'm in the clear now...it's been over 12 hours, right?  good to go?