What would you do?

You see movies like  Bruce Almighty and start thinking how great it would be if you could get into peoples heads and control their actions and words.  After the initial fear of knowing whats in peoples minds, I think I could have some real fun with something like that.  I would give hubby a set of balls and tell mommy what to shove where & kiss what?? then off to mommys mind. I would stop that sneaky assed shit and no fake tears to hide under (yes, he knows she does that) I would write me a nice apology fessing up to all the wrongs she has caused in permanent ink in signed using legal name, date of birth, SS# and have it notarized and published in local news paper.  Then I would fire brother in law from job forcing him to stay home with his wife and see how long THAT marriage lasts. I wouldn't mess with his brother though.  He has cleaned up his act and has shown my respect even been outright nice to me.  I would do something nice for him. Maybe a raise or a winning lottery ticket.  I would give step children some balls as well. They stifle so much I am feeling bad for them.  See, I wouldn't do anything mean but honesty would be forced. To much lying and manipulating going on. Honesty is the best punishment.

  Although remember how he made that anchorman blubber like a fool in that one scene?  I wouldn't mind having MIL walking down street doing that wearing a very unflattering outfit and a ratty assed straw hat. Maybe a kick me sign.

 What would you do with your x? would you make them sorry & beg for your love and forgiveness or would they suffer some humiliating fate?