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Post Holidays are HELL for divorce lawyers... 

 

I learned my lesson a long time ago the hard way, as an attorney, I DO NOT give out my cell, home number or personal e-mail to clients, and ensure that I'm unlisted.

 

Why?

 

Because, inevitably, a client would call or e-mail me and absolutely ruin my holiday. Demanding I "DO SOMETHING" right then and there. Ok, yeah, I'll call the judge on memorial day to resolve the fact your prick ex fed little johnny a regular oscar meyer weiner when you don't approve of any kind that isn't 100% beef....let me drop all the plans I had with my family to handle your pett - I mean "important issue"....they won't mind since it's you.

 

It's bad enough the night before I go back to the office after a holiday I'm already filled with angst as to what I'm going to have to deal with.

 

People, for the love of pete, don't blow up your attorney's phone or e-mail if an issue comes up over a holiday that didn't end up in someone being arrested or hospitalized. One call, one e-mail - that's all you need...it will get handled (if warranted) ...on a case by case basis based on the level of the "injury" (sounds like the ER waiting room policy, doesn't it?)

 

BTW - the hot dog story...real...happened this past weekend - I had a combined total of 27 messages about it from my client between voice mail & e-mail. Kid has no allergies, there are no restrictions to diet either by a dr or in the custody agreement...diva just didn't get her way...

 

I did resist the urge to tell her where, exactly, to shove the hot dog...but she got an earful from me about what constitutes a legal issue and what doesn't.

 

Don't become "that" client people, the more you blow up your attorney's messages, the less important of a client you become....attorneys have lives outside of the office & courtroom..."retained" doesn't mean owned 24/7....

 

 

by spaznskitz  7745 Posts 

Posted on 5/28/2009 4:05 AM
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It's not often I laugh these days, especially now. I laughed so hard
at the thought of an irate parent/client doing this. At your rate per
hour-OMG! They must be so wealthy to the point where money
just doesn't have the same effect to their status. Carelessly taking
thing's out on someone who charges for the time is-STUPID! Not
to mention selfish. In my case, I only wish I had help. I even
thought of asking if a rate could be cheaper if I do all the work,
and just had their guidance. No. They said you pay for my brain
work (knowledge) and the hand work is not as pricey! Too
bad people don't actually see themselves and how they appear.
Not being taken seriously is never good. Unless your a comedian...HA!
by sarce   22 Posts
Posted on 6/29/2009 6:51 PM
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DAMN!  Somebody beat me to it...
http://www.zazzle.com/stupid_people_suck_bumper_sticker-128154514696469607
by 2much42long   3031 Posts
Posted on 6/12/2009 11:52 AM
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"stupid people suck"
Spaz, that is one of the funniest simple statements ever.  Can I have the made into a bumper sticker?  Do you want royalties if I do?
by 2much42long   3031 Posts
Posted on 6/12/2009 11:51 AM
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What do you mean You have private life? Family??!!  Next thing you're gonna say you get sick too??!! Phew!
Lawyers, doctors and clergy are some uber humans that have absolutely no right and should have absolutely no need for anything private -  lesson I learned as a child of parents of above professions... enough to make me NOT pursue career in any of those fields... 




by gemi   1064 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 5:02 PM
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if I go the fight club route it will be smacking the dumb out of her the next time I see her....

she's on my short list - one more of these and I'm dropping her case....
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 3:53 PM
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add to the bottom of that note "consider it asshole tax" (a la 'Fight Club')

*snicker*
by delia_M   2861 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 3:34 PM
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Spaz: I am a social worker for a foster care agency.  Over my desk I have a sign about what it means to be a social worker and part of it says:  "You will never cease to be amazed at people's capacity for love, courage, and endurance.  I want to add to that list stupidity.  You are right "stupid people suck".  They think you don't know anything, can't find anything out, don't correspond or even talk to people at other service agencies.  It just amazes me.  What also amazes me is how they all seem to know one another.  These kids parents are good friends with this other family.  It's unbelieveable. 
Melaine
by melaine   425 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 3:02 PM
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Normally, I don't charge for having to listen to a voicemail or read a short informational e-mail - but to drive a point home her next billing statement is going to show the length of each voicemail and the time it took to go over her multiple e-mails - plus I'm charging her for a full hour of my time for the half hour or so I had to spend chewing her out.

I'm sure I'll get 7 e-mails bitching about it - but I'll just bill her for those too....

stupid people suck.
by spaznskitz   7745 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 12:15 PM
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Spaz, I hope you charge as much per hour as my attorney did. ;) Those 27 messages make a nice get-away weekend.
by felix7   463 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 10:48 AM
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I do work for my attorney.  I help him get more clients, improve his marketing strategy, and let him give me shit and admit when I do stupid things.  He laughs, but he never forgets that he works for me, and at the same time I don't come to him unless I'm prepared.

Sometimes though I wish I'd hired the mob instead.  Would have been a lot less expensive.
by HurtInColorado   1139 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 10:19 AM
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How petty!  I would only call you on a regular vs. bun-length issue.  Sheesh!
by Iam   474 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 10:16 AM
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lol...I did not call my lawyer. I ma with 5babemom, too cheap.  Markets are tough enough these days for me to make my lawyer rich. 

lol
by vlady   2119 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 9:08 AM
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Oh my! You mean you did not drop everything for that hotdog? Oh for shame ;)
Sounds like a doctors office.
by sjg   1766 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 8:09 AM
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LMAO, sorry Spaz, but....maybe you should tell her you charge double time for the holidays...lol....
by militaryp   2950 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 6:18 AM
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I'd say, "Are you effing kidding me?" only, working in LE, I know all too well the level of pettiness that human beings are capable of in involving the legal system.  Makes you wonder how some of these folks are able to tie their friggin' shoes in the morning w/o help, doesn't it?
by BlueB   2982 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 5:55 AM
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You're right Spaz.  People abuse their legal counsel much like they abuse each other.  You are entitled to your family time, even if a client thinks their issue is the emergency of the year.

I treat my attorney like gold.  Send her chocolate, bring her cookies.  She's a gem.  Your clients should do likewise.........
by Kitty7470   2620 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 5:41 AM
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Did my stbx call you again???  I thought you retired???

Personally, I am too cheap to call or email my lawyer at all.  Sometimes I think I am leaving him clueless. 


Speaking of that, I dropped off my daughters ipod at her dads  this past sat morning at 9am.  It was on my way to work, the kids saw me and waved out the window.  I waved back and left.  He called me right away to say I was causing problems on his time and left a message with his lawyer and emailed the GAL. (she has a blackberry).....

WTF...are people just stupid???  What really pisses me off is his lawyer will call mine to complain that I did that..so I still pay...

 

You should bill extra for weekend and holiday aggravations...

by 5babemom   366 Posts
Posted on 5/28/2009 4:52 AM
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