For all us parents... 

> > Two Little Boys
> >
> > Two little boys, ages 8 and
> > 10, were
> > excessively mischievous.
> >
> >
> > They were always getting into
> > trouble and their
> > parents knew all about it.
> >
> > If any
> > mischief occurred in their town,the two boys were probably
> > involved.
> >
> > The boys' mother heard that a preacher
> > in town
> > had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked
> > if he
> > would speak with her boys.
> >
> > The preacher agreed, but he asked
> > to see
> > them individually.
> >
> >
> > So the mother sent the 8 year
> > old first, in the
> > morning, with the older boy to see the preacher
> > in the afternoon.
> >
> > The preacher, a huge man with a
> > booming
> > voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
> > 'Do you know where God is, son?'
> >
> > The boy's mouth dropped
> > open, but he
> > made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his
> > mouth hanging open.
> >
> > So the preacher repeated the question in
> > an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?'
> >
> > Again, the boy made no
> > attempt to answer.
> >
> >
> > The preacher raised his voice
> > even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and
> > bellowed,
> >
> >
> > 'Where is God?'
> >
> > The boy
> > screamed and bolted from the
> > room, ran directly home and dove
> > into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
> >
> > When his older
> > brother found him in the closet, he asked, 'What
> > happened?'
> >
> > The younger brother, gasping for breath,replied,
> >
> >
> > 'We are in BIG trouble this
> > time,'
> >
> >
> > (I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:)
> >
> > 'GOD is missing, and they think we did
> > it!