Another Nasty Celebrity Divorce 

The Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce is going to follow standard celebrity protocol, it seems.  I guess I knew it couldn't be any other way.

Rumors abound that Madonna called and asked Guy to give her an amicable divorce.  They have three kids together. 

Guy Ritchie is rumored to be planning to make a tell all movie.  Madonna is meeting up with Rodriguez in the Hamptons.  How can this possibly end on a good note?

I feel sorry for the children.  Children of divorce have a hard time ahead of them, and children of celebrities who divorce must go through "you know what."  They parent's mud-slinging is all over the news and tabloids.  If they attend school, every classmate knows all the dirt and knowing children are ready to share it with the celebrity kids. 

It's already so ugly.  The children are the victims here.